Like Standing in Place, Watching Everyone Run Around Like Lunatics

The year we were 24, Eric and I went to four weddings. And a couple more the year before that, and the year after. Now we're 27, and everyone's breeding. You saw the pictures of Eric's sister's new son. In a month or two, some good friends are having their first baby (a boy). Later in the summer, Eric's oldest brother and his wife are having their third boy. And tonight we found out that his other older brother's wife is pregnant. I have two things to say about this. First: Holy crap. Second: Will someone please make a girl?