Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Spare Time

One of the warnings on a tube of chap stick is "Keep out of eyes." I have three questions about this: 1) What happens if I don't keep my chap stick out of my eyes? 2) Does this warning mean that someone has actually gotten chap stick in their eyes? 3) If so, how did they do it? I just can't imagine many situations in which a person might utter the words, "Oops. I got some chap stick in my eye."


Blogger v said...

I think it only happens when you try to put it on while skiing downhill.

I suppose you could hit a tree while reading the warning while skiing downhill, too.

I wonder if you could sue for that.

4/05/2006 10:48 PM  

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