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If you want, you can just ignore me while I'm over here in my corner, self-promoting the articles Eric and I have written for a second website. Of course, if you're actually interested in how to do these things, you're welcome to check out the articles. All I really need is for these links to exist:

How to Clean Silver
How to Clean Dog Urine
How to Clean Cat Urine
How to Clean Stained Glass

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.